Oh WoW, It's been a while.

So, where have I been? I've been mourning the loss of a DEAR FRIEND

Not really....

That frikken plant, man... no matter WHAT I did it would continue to die. Suicide is a SERIOUS ISSUE.

In reality...

I've been playing World of Warcraft. It's a terrible game that eats your soul and makes you think that you're awesome when you're really just getting out of shape and need to shower more frequently.

I also was cutting my hair because it was getting kind of shaggy but then I cut it too short and now I look like a guy recovering from cancer... WHICH IS A SERIOUS ISSUE...

The moral of the story is I have, in all caps, SERIOUS ISSUES. But I'm on the road to recovery.... until December 7th when Cataclysm comes out and then I'll be all like SCREW YOU REAL LIFE, ON THE INTERNET I'M A NIGHT ELF MOHAWK!

ALSO! Did you ever see the movie Babe, with the pig? Remember when the farmer was singing to Babe and it was really catchy? Well here it is sung by small boys that in the olden days would remain little boys because they would get their nads chopped off.

History is fun!