What time is it? GEOCACHING ADVENTURE TIME!

So, Firstly, what IS geocaching?

Well, people get a container and put stuff in it and then hide it somewhere and then post the coordinates online. Then you, armed with your gps enabled device go, and find it. They have them all over the world.

The path

My gps enabled device tells me it's in here

Ohoho! So sneaky!

Tadaa~

Look at all the cool stuff in there.

A closer look at what on the bottom.. wait... is that...

OH GOD A POORLY PHOTOSHOPPED DINOSAUR!

WTF WHY DOES IT HAVE LAZER BEAM EYES!?

  

WHAT HAVE I DOOOOOOOOOOOONE!?

Eventually the Canadian military killed the giant poorly photoshopped dinosaur..

and then this happened.



So yeah, That's geocaching. It's kind of boring if you do it alone. Especially when the stuff is hidden near schools. Then you just creep around with your phone out looking in bushes and stuff... 

Spiders.

Last night I was turning off the lights before heading to bed. So I wander into the kitchen to get that light and for some reason I look down at my feet. And there she was, not even an inch away from my bare foot, a giant wolf spider. I grab the closest shoe, but I can't just slam the shoe down on it because it's late and people are sleeping... so I tenderly place the shoe on the spider and then apply pressure... in the dead silence of the night the crunch noise that spiders make is REALLY loud.

Then I decide to google "How to get rid of spiders" ... It's like the people that made those websites had a meeting and were like "Ok so I know these websites are about how to get rid of spiders... so lets put HUGE PICTURES OF SPIDERS EVERYWHERE to make the browser feel at ease" 'Oh yeah that's a great idea!' ^we should give him a nobel prize for being smart!^

All of that could have been avoided if it had bear feet.... frikken normal feet...

http://fiestaspider.ytmnd.com/

Apparently hedge apples will fend off spiders. I wish I knew where and what a hedge apple is.

Read lol comics: http://www.prguitarman.com/index.php

It's such a nice day outside.. I should go outside... but there are people outside.. and you can't hit people with shoes to make them go away... Well I suppose you could but then you might get arrested.

Maybe I'll look for some geocaches... AND THEN I CAN TAKE PICTURES AND SHOW ALL 4 OF THE PEOPLE THAT WATCH ME!

Hooooooo boy, you guys are in for a good time!