So I'm unemployed and the worst part of seeking employment is.. THE RESUME. Mostly because alot of jobs EXPECT you to lie on it, so when I'm being totally honest on it people will be like "Holy crap if this is the best lie he can come up with then he must SUUUUUUUUCK"
This is what I think a resume is.
Then there is the whole "sell yourself" aspect which I just hate, I'm more than willing to learn anything you need so you should just hire me.
"Well that's great tell me what skills you have that would be good for this job"
I have all of them. I'm just not too good at some of them. I'm a level 24 empath and I have staff of bonking augmented with ice.
... Honestly. Hire me and if you like how I do things then keep me, if you don't then we can go our separate ways. My feelings wont be hurt, I promise.. I understand that training takes time out of the company and blah blah blah... but I'm pretty sure that guy over there on the cash register is high... and he just split a 20 with two 10's and a 5.... he's also a chupacabra.
Tell me of your strange job stories! Be it during work or the strangest interview! I love reading your comments
I'm not this enthusiastic in real life it's just that it's so much eaiser to be open on the internet to complete strangers. I'm really quite shy. I should fix that.
