Plants.

So I'm kind of a lonely guy. Where I'm living I'm not allowed to have pets, so I buy plants.

*tear*

Only.. I kill plants... I don't intend to! I look up online what kind of plant it is and what it needs and then I proceed to do what the internet tells me to do. It just is SO SAD because I love these plants SO MUCH. They are the only thing I have that I can devote my love to and then they all die.

So sad... His name is Peter... Peter Parker... He's a spider plant... 

My mother is an amazing gardener. She has always had beautiful gardens and plants and they're always so green and healthy. Looks like I have a black thumb.

That's racist.