Watch out for my body rolls!

A You tube video for you all

I'm still new at this blogging thing. So if you're following me and I'm not following you let me know and I'll totally be happy to follow you.

Currently my favorite blogs:

The Derp Files: http://thederpfiles.blogspot.com/
This guy is so awesome and hilarious. If you don't read his stuff then you should.

No! Not another drawing blog!: http://anotherdrawingblog.blogspot.com/
I'm into watching people draw. It's one of the things I like.

Pig Disgusting: http://pigdisgusting.blogspot.com/
Takes things that I've read elsewhere and makes them 10000 times better.

Actually, I like all of the blogs I follow and if I were to continue the list would be too long. Seriously check out who I am following and then follow them if you aren't

Abort! Abort!

So abortion... I don't understand what the big deal is. Women should do whatever they want with their bodies... and if that includes being humongous whores then that is their choice...

But I mean if they're not using any form of birth control and just aborting babies left right and center... then that's not right either. Or if they're like "LOL hey guise I totes had an abortion~ XD dat babby ain't gon see da light 'o day"

Beaches and Shores man..

It's as if some people don't know how babby is formed or how girl get pregnant.

I blame the church. "Abstinence ONLY"... seriously? These kids are sexually oppressed and not given proper schooling on how to have safe sex. Really they should know that when you have sex it won't be like the movies and the guy will finish first and then feel ashamed and the girl will be disappointed and then you'll all wander off to the church to confess your horrible deeds and the church will be there to pat your head and say "I told you so" Then when you grow up and get married you wont have sex because you're so worried about how well you'll perform and then your marriage will fall into shambles and then you'll pay a good christian marriage counsellor to help you and you STILL wont be having sex because the counsellor was like "look to the light of Jesus christ" and all you can think about when trying to have sex is Jesus hanging there on the cross all limp and dead and then it occurs to you how attractive Jesus really is with his toned body and his messy "I don't give a fuck" hairstyle so then you go and have sex with a dude and then drink a beer and eat pizza and play video games.

And that is how the church is turning people gay. Not like I care though. As long as you're happy man.

Never say no to a panda

EVER



Pure marketing gold.

Shadow of the colossus. SPOILERS

One of my most favorite games is Shadow of The Colossus. So I got my friend to play it and yeah..

"Oh my god this horse controls like a tank" "FUCKING HORSE THAT IS NOT WHERE I WANT TO GO" "HORSE!.... HORSE!!!!!! FUCKING HORSE WHY ARE YOU NOT COMING TO ME"

I beat this game and then bought the strategy guide for the pictures. But yeah, In my opinion the game is an experience that anyone with a PS2 or a decent computer that can emulate a PS2 should play.

The first time you see that colossus and you're like "OH SHI-" but then it just shambles off doing its own thing and then you are like "FUCK THAT NOISE" and kill it's calve and climb up its butt fur and stab it's brains.

That very moment you feel invincible... TENTACLE RAPE-A-PORT. such a crazy adventure.

I can't wait to play the game again in HD's with slightly higher res textures!

But that's just like, my opinion man. 

Also! Psychonauts. the only bad thing about that game was that I played it on my PS2... and the ps2 version was by far the poorliest optimized. Now I hear you all saying "Poorliest isn't a word!" to which I reply, If "bling-bling" can be in the dictionary then I can conjunct words anyway I wish.

When are we getting our HD remake of Psychonauts? Or Okami? Why did people not buy okami? It was a good game! I thought at least the furries would be all like "omg u guize a dog as the main character *YIFF YIFF* this is liek totally the start of the furry movement"

I have nothing against furries... just don't be all furry at me with your *waggles* and your *skritchies*

What time is it? GEOCACHING ADVENTURE TIME!

So, Firstly, what IS geocaching?

Well, people get a container and put stuff in it and then hide it somewhere and then post the coordinates online. Then you, armed with your gps enabled device go, and find it. They have them all over the world.

The path

My gps enabled device tells me it's in here

Ohoho! So sneaky!

Tadaa~

Look at all the cool stuff in there.

A closer look at what on the bottom.. wait... is that...

OH GOD A POORLY PHOTOSHOPPED DINOSAUR!

WTF WHY DOES IT HAVE LAZER BEAM EYES!?

  

WHAT HAVE I DOOOOOOOOOOOONE!?

Eventually the Canadian military killed the giant poorly photoshopped dinosaur..

and then this happened.



So yeah, That's geocaching. It's kind of boring if you do it alone. Especially when the stuff is hidden near schools. Then you just creep around with your phone out looking in bushes and stuff... 

Spiders.

Last night I was turning off the lights before heading to bed. So I wander into the kitchen to get that light and for some reason I look down at my feet. And there she was, not even an inch away from my bare foot, a giant wolf spider. I grab the closest shoe, but I can't just slam the shoe down on it because it's late and people are sleeping... so I tenderly place the shoe on the spider and then apply pressure... in the dead silence of the night the crunch noise that spiders make is REALLY loud.

Then I decide to google "How to get rid of spiders" ... It's like the people that made those websites had a meeting and were like "Ok so I know these websites are about how to get rid of spiders... so lets put HUGE PICTURES OF SPIDERS EVERYWHERE to make the browser feel at ease" 'Oh yeah that's a great idea!' ^we should give him a nobel prize for being smart!^

All of that could have been avoided if it had bear feet.... frikken normal feet...

http://fiestaspider.ytmnd.com/

Apparently hedge apples will fend off spiders. I wish I knew where and what a hedge apple is.

Read lol comics: http://www.prguitarman.com/index.php

It's such a nice day outside.. I should go outside... but there are people outside.. and you can't hit people with shoes to make them go away... Well I suppose you could but then you might get arrested.

Maybe I'll look for some geocaches... AND THEN I CAN TAKE PICTURES AND SHOW ALL 4 OF THE PEOPLE THAT WATCH ME!

Hooooooo boy, you guys are in for a good time!

Getting started.

So! I've never had a blog before. I dunno if I have too much to write about. SO lets talk about my phone

I recently got a new phone (http://www.sonyericsson.com/cws/products/mobilephones/overview/xperiax10) and it's a frikken sexy phone. I've never seen a better looking phone. Only problem is that it's running android 1.6 which is an older version of the android platform. I'm abit disappointed with how Sony Ericsson is supporting (or lack there of) the phone.

I dunno if any of you are familiar with android phones and how they differ from the iPhone or a Blackberry. I heard a very good comparison of the iPhone and an android phone... The iPhone is like a walled garden. It's beautiful and works well.. but you have to stay within the walls. Where an Android phone is like a massive field where you can plant as many flowers or bushes or trees as you'd like.

Anyways back to the phone. It has an 8mp camera.. and I'm not sure if it's one of those things that means more mega pixels the better. I have taken a picture of my spider plant with the default camera app and then "vignette" from the android market. So here is a comparison. both are images clipped at 100% and then have a segment blown up to show some detail.

In my opinion the default camera app renders images better. Vignette seems to have a lot of noise in the image.

This is getting rather long. So I shall leave (leaf, HA it's funny cause it's a picture of leaves....) off here and ask...

What is your phone of choice, and if you're running an Android phone, what is your favorite camera app?

Till tomorrow
-Asher

Video games!

So, my opinion on Kinect, Eyetoy 2.0. The tech sucks it doesn't know how to differentiate when people are holding something or when two people are interacting with eachother. It just thinks they are one giant strange person.

FYOOTURE!