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Thursday, September 30, 2010

Abort! Abort!


So abortion... I don't understand what the big deal is. Women should do whatever they want with their bodies... and if that includes being humongous whores then that is their choice...

But I mean if they're not using any form of birth control and just aborting babies left right and center... then that's not right either. Or if they're like "LOL hey guise I totes had an abortion~ XD dat babby ain't gon see da light 'o day"

Beaches and Shores man..

It's as if some people don't know how babby is formed or how girl get pregnant.

I blame the church. "Abstinence ONLY"... seriously? These kids are sexually oppressed and not given proper schooling on how to have safe sex. Really they should know that when you have sex it won't be like the movies and the guy will finish first and then feel ashamed and the girl will be disappointed and then you'll all wander off to the church to confess your horrible deeds and the church will be there to pat your head and say "I told you so" Then when you grow up and get married you wont have sex because you're so worried about how well you'll perform and then your marriage will fall into shambles and then you'll pay a good christian marriage counsellor to help you and you STILL wont be having sex because the counsellor was like "look to the light of Jesus christ" and all you can think about when trying to have sex is Jesus hanging there on the cross all limp and dead and then it occurs to you how attractive Jesus really is with his toned body and his messy "I don't give a fuck" hairstyle so then you go and have sex with a dude and then drink a beer and eat pizza and play video games.

And that is how the church is turning people gay. Not like I care though. As long as you're happy man.

9 comments:

  1. Wow that comic made me laugh. As for abortion, it's a tough issue since it takes two people to make a baby but according to the law only one of them gets to make a decision on it? Doesn't seem fair to me.

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  2. That is very true.. Men are often ignored or belitted because (some)women believe that equality means "women are better than men" and will throw out the sexism card whenever they are being challenged even if it's justified.

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  3. sometimes having an abortion is the only way.

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  4. I've never seen a baby vomit rainbows and dicks.

    Until today.

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  5. I don't see what the big deal is, especially if the situation is that of being born directly into poverty.

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