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Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Spiders.

Last night I was turning off the lights before heading to bed. So I wander into the kitchen to get that light and for some reason I look down at my feet. And there she was, not even an inch away from my bare foot, a giant wolf spider. I grab the closest shoe, but I can't just slam the shoe down on it because it's late and people are sleeping... so I tenderly place the shoe on the spider and then apply pressure... in the dead silence of the night the crunch noise that spiders make is REALLY loud.

Then I decide to google "How to get rid of spiders" ... It's like the people that made those websites had a meeting and were like "Ok so I know these websites are about how to get rid of spiders... so lets put HUGE PICTURES OF SPIDERS EVERYWHERE to make the browser feel at ease" 'Oh yeah that's a great idea!' ^we should give him a nobel prize for being smart!^

All of that could have been avoided if it had bear feet.... frikken normal feet...

http://fiestaspider.ytmnd.com/

Apparently hedge apples will fend off spiders. I wish I knew where and what a hedge apple is.


It's such a nice day outside.. I should go outside... but there are people outside.. and you can't hit people with shoes to make them go away... Well I suppose you could but then you might get arrested.

Maybe I'll look for some geocaches... AND THEN I CAN TAKE PICTURES AND SHOW ALL 4 OF THE PEOPLE THAT WATCH ME!

Hooooooo boy, you guys are in for a good time!

4 comments:

  1. The best sound is when it is halfway between a CRUNCH and a SQUELCH.
    You did manage to clean it up right?
    I hate spiders.
    geocache is a treasure hunt thing right? How's that work? I don't know much about it

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  2. Thank you for the kind words on my site. Sadly this post makes me queasy. I don't even need to see pictures of spiders to have my skin start crawling. You have a nice comedic style I like. Can't wait to read more

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  3. I vacuumed up aprox. 80+ spiders last weekend, no joke. Renovated an old farm house that we rented out, fuck that shit.

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    Better watch out for those spiders, bro.

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