Doot doot doot

Ooooh my goodness I am so sick. I thought I was getting better but then I got worse. My olfactory is under new management and is now the booger factory.

I think things like this all the time.

Man, sometimes my imagination just kicks in when I'm doing mundane things and makes them frikken scary. Does this happen to you guys? Most of the time it's these impossibly complex chains of events that ends up with something happening to someone.

It's why I constantly worry about everyone.

I rooted my phone whilst sick... which means I won't remember anything about how I did it when I get better. Now my phone is like "woo! I am so fast and battery efficient" I was going to write something about something but then I forgot.

MUCUS IS IN MY BRAAAAAAAAAAAAIN.

Jew-guu~

I am a horrible person.




@Abigale Consulting
Animals are the best medicine, unless you're allergic to them

@John's Blagovore
With the beepin and the booping and the bippin and the boppin?

Father of Chip tunes.

@Eferhilda
"Leonardo... we can't do this" 'Why not Barbie?' "It's Ken.. He... he knows!" 'Don't you worry pootie pie I-' "You don't understand! Ken is.. he's.. SHREDDER"

MELLODRAMA