Awesome people.

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

System crash

So my harddrive DIED

Watch this is you want to see how it went down.

I lost EVERYTHING I had been working on. Future stick man comics and drawings... gone.

Oh well! It's kind of nice to start fresh sometimes. And my idea could have been CRAP so now I have the opportunity to rethink what I've been working on. Think positive.

The only thing I'm bummed out about is the fact that I have to MANUALLY remember all my passwords now.

But I got a new HDD and everything is running smooothly.

My house smells SO FRIKKEN GOOD. I put some cinnimon and clove and nutmeg in a pot of water and let it simmer on the stove. My house smells like a cookie. I am happy because of this.

<3 you guys are great.

Sunday, October 17, 2010


Dinner was SO good.

Sometimes I think "hey, why aren't you a chef at some fancy restaurant?" And then I remember that I can really only make things warm with the oven.. or boil water and put stuff in it.


I wish I could throw it up and eat it all over again.

I like my mashed potatoes with the skins on. Also, asparagus is really tasty but it makes your pee smell.

Food is weird.

What is your favorite food? Mine would have to be... Pizza, Pickels and... Sushi.

Saturday, October 16, 2010

Older siblings

I have an older sister.

Quality artwork~
From the time I was 3 years old she was always getting me to go into stuff and then proceeded to trap me in them. I have no clue why I kept falling for it.

Things I've been put into:
A laundry hamper turned upside down and then poked with a stick through the holes
A duffle bag and then put outside until my mother came home
A hideabed, INSIDE the couch
A laundry dryer

Those are the things I remember, there is apparently more. Older siblings are great.

Finally starting to feel better. I'm so sorry about not posting more! I can't wait to get back into the swing of things!

Thursday, October 14, 2010

Doot doot doot

Ooooh my goodness I am so sick. I thought I was getting better but then I got worse. My olfactory is under new management and is now the booger factory.

I think things like this all the time.
Man, sometimes my imagination just kicks in when I'm doing mundane things and makes them frikken scary. Does this happen to you guys? Most of the time it's these impossibly complex chains of events that ends up with something happening to someone.

It's why I constantly worry about everyone.

I rooted my phone whilst sick... which means I won't remember anything about how I did it when I get better. Now my phone is like "woo! I am so fast and battery efficient" I was going to write something about something but then I forgot.


I am a horrible person.

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Late night happy time.

Hey all,

What are some things that make you happy? I ask this because someone just randomly got into a bad mood and then took it out on me. All my attempts to cheer them up failed.

Artists recreation of his face.
There was only one thing that I could do.....

I put on my headphones, ignored him and listened to happy music, which is a big step for me 'cause I'm a fixer...I like to hear peoples problems and try to make them better or at least FEEL better.

Some of my favorite happy music! (names link to you tube videos)
Hoppipolla - Sigur ros
Run -Susumu Hirasawa (millennium actress soundtrack)
Venice Rooftops - Assassins creed 2 soundtrack
Don't Give Up - Josh Groban (Oooh yeaaaah..)
Defying Gravity - Wicked Soundtrack.
To name a few

Sometimes we just need to know that things are going to be ok. What do you guys do or listen to when you need to feel the happy?

Tuesday, October 12, 2010


You know what's GREAT? Nostalgia.

I was thinking back when I was 13ish maybe 14 I had a girlfriend named Jessica. The only girl I ever dated. I was the happiest guy EVER. She was 5 foot 9 and I was MAYBE 5 foot even. We dated for 2 weeks, but it was like 4 years in my mind. I had imagined that we were going to get married and have babies and a dog.

So perfect!

Then she was like "I'm breaking up with you because there is a guy I like more" My little heart was crushed!

I also remember one of my friends had alot of pogs and a wicked slammer called "Big Bertha" I was so jealous of him.

All of my friends were girls, so they played "Spice girls" and each was a different spice.. I got to be their manager that happened to partake in their dance numbers as well. I was a fabulous child.

Surprisingly accurate.

It's so funny how important some things SEEM at the time but you look back and laugh at them because of how ridiculous it was.

So tell me! What are some of your fondest/least fondest memories about being a kid?

Monday, October 11, 2010


So I took Japanese in highschool and have all but forgotten it. My moms friend currently has a Japanese exchange student, and my mom was all like "MY SON CAN SPEAK JAPANESE, HE'S SO GOOD AT IT" cause you know how moms are.

Since I'm not currently working I've taken it upon myself to relearn japanese.


So lets hope that I can learn enough to be impressive when I go to visit my mother!

I estimate life will be like this when I'm done with my learning.


Sunday, October 10, 2010


I will rescue princess olé-a

Wow, thank you guys!

So I have THE CONSUMPTION! Not really but it's fun to tell people that I have THE CONSUMPTION because they are all like "... What is the consumption?" and it's only a cold and a sore throat...

Seriously I sound like... Carol Channing? Someone raspy. CAPTAIN JANEWAY

Jaun, you sexy man...
Thanksgiving was nice. I was thankful for my SUPER AMAZING photoshop skillz. Yeah I know you were all like "Oh wow! That picture of Juan was photoshopped? He looks just like a real person that would actually exsist and it totally not fake!"

Saturday, October 9, 2010


It means "with turkey"

So it's Canadian thanksgiving long weekend!

YAY! I have a thanksgiving dinner to go to tonight which should be fun. We're going to have schnitzel and cabbage rolls.. it should be.... A GAS (DOHOHOHOHOHO)

American readers may be like "Why is isn't your thanksgiving in November.. WHEN IT SHOULD BE"

She's the Queen
And that's how it happened.

So what are you thankful for?

I'm thankful for ALL OF YOU

Friday, October 8, 2010


I woke up with a sore throat and then coughed up a friend. Sir Phlegmington the 9th.

He ate the baby.

Since I cant' hear whats going on when I glance over I usually make up some sort of story to go along with whats happening. Then I giggle to myself because I'm OH SO WITTY~

Why is daytime tv so horrible?

So my glasses... They work just great but my eyes are just ever so slightly too close to eachother making any adult sized frames far too big for my face. I literally have to go find some child sized frames and get my lenses put into them

And to make it all worse I have a huge mouth. Like Julia Roberts huge. Yeah.. I totally look like James Franco mixed with Julia Roberts...

Thursday, October 7, 2010


Hey All!

I hope you've been having a good evening! So I totally had a nap... I shouldn't have but I did. I think I have some serious problems... I lost 5 pounds! So now I'm 115... SKELETOR!

I've been working on my elf picture

Jpeg compression!
 I think it's looking ok. I need to work on my 3D thinking. But I don't think I SEE in full 3D... I have bad eyesight but my glasses look terrible on so I never wear them

Do any of you wear glasses?


So I'm kind of a lonely guy. Where I'm living I'm not allowed to have pets, so I buy plants.

Only.. I kill plants... I don't intend to! I look up online what kind of plant it is and what it needs and then I proceed to do what the internet tells me to do. It just is SO SAD because I love these plants SO MUCH. They are the only thing I have that I can devote my love to and then they all die.

So sad... His name is Peter... Peter Parker... He's a spider plant... 

My mother is an amazing gardener. She has always had beautiful gardens and plants and they're always so green and healthy. Looks like I have a black thumb.

That's racist.

Wednesday, October 6, 2010


So I just learned that today is "RUOKAY" day. Which is a day to ask the people you know if they are really ok.

Are you guys ok? Anything you need to talk about?


Nothing interesting today either.


So I'm actually working on a drawing. It's been about... 3 years since I've spent more than an hour on a drawing.

I look like link! But I'm not...
 I'm so out of practice I have no idea how to properly shade AT ALL. Do you know? REVEAL YOUR SECRETS!

I shall commence with the funny tomorrow.. PROMISE!

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Tricked out background

No new evening comic or anything interesting really. I spent the time to make a background that fits the mood I wish to convey.

Tell me what you think! If you ever see anything that you personally feel is crap let me know how I can improve!

Replies after the break!


Sometimes trying to get to sleep is hard.

Dear imagination, Please stop.
 Suddenly your hearing is like 100x better and every little noise can be anything and then your leg hairs tickle your leg and your brain is like "IT'S A SPIDER! IT'S PROBABLY ONE OF THOSE AUSTRALIAN ONES THAT CAN KILL YOU! FLAIL LIKE A LITTLE GIRL BEFORE IT BITES YOU AND YOUR LEG NEEDS TO BE AMPUTATED!" Why brain? why would it be one of the Australian ones? How would it get from Australia, to Canada, and then into my bed?

I'll tell you how, with the power of Imaaaaaagination.

I get up and turn on all the lights and then go back to sleep. Sometimes I listen to happy music to make me think of better, less scaryface, things.


I must do this.

I must do this tomorrow...I've been kind of lax on my networking. Need to get dem pageviews. Do you have a favorite way of networking? I just kind of click on peoples avatars that I like and then follow/comment at them.

Monday, October 4, 2010


Monday is here!

No hump catting/ rainbow puking/ underwear dancing today!

"What! you mislead us into thinking you were FUN! Now, Puke some rainbows!"

Oh you~ so silly. Anyways, I can kind of draw and thanks to a CERTAIN SOMEONES blog I'm feeling more like doing so.

Do any of you create things? Like drawings or painting or sculpture or architecture or ANYTHING that uses your creative abilities?

And what kind of music inspires you to go. Currently my musical muse is Muse. Because, you know.. we will be victorious!

Autumn is here! Which means I can wear layers and clothes will fit me better! I'm kind of a tiny guy at about 5 foot 9 and 120 pounds.. yeah I'm scary as hell. Once this old lady saw me coming and crossed the street.

Yeah. I'm THAT intimidating.

Look at all this room before the bottom...

A magical day~

Went to meetup with my friends to play some games! My friends play magic and they really wanted me to play with them, so I bought some on saturday so I could play with them on sunday. We played magic from noon until 12:38 am... 12 and a half hours.

I'm a very gracious loser, I'm used to losing at stuff. It's not like "aww he sucks at things, FEEL BAD FOR HIM" I'm the youngest in my family, so I've had alot of practice at losing.

I kind of have some problems with groups of people or people that I don't know. Like anxiety and stuff. I do what I can to take steps forward and try to progress and be open with what I struggle with. But my friends can be insensitive to my problems.

I definitely pushed my limits on what I am comfortable with, which sounds like it should be good but I pushed too hard.

That's why I like animals. They don't care what your problems are as long as you love them, then they love you back.

Sunday, October 3, 2010


Short post this morning!

Going to go play euro boardgames/magic cards with some friends

Is this dorky? y/y

Are any of you into boardgames or card games? I'm more into like normal card games with normal cards and normal video games... but my friends looove them some super complicated 4 hour board games.
Keep it awesome!

Dance like no ones watching.

Have you ever danced like no one was watching? SO MUCH FUN!

Yeah, I have blue tighty whities. WHUT OF IT?

And then you realize someone IS watching and it's your landlord in the back yard doing stuff and they can see right into the living room where you are dancing in your underwear to awful german trance music.

No rainbows in that little comic... I could have ended it with the final frame having rainbows shoot out the eyes but that might imply that I am a good dancer, which I am not.

Are any of you guys good dancers? I'm pretty ok at DDR.. but that doesn't translate well into actual dancing. Especially if you are one of the people that hold onto the bars ( I think that's cheating ).

Also! What is the best way to respond to comments? Should I just waddle over to your blog and then comment on the comment that you commented on my blog?

Hope your weekend is going well!

Saturday, October 2, 2010


So reality kind of sucks sometimes.


But the internet, Oh maaan, The internet you can be ANYTHING you want. Do you wish to be a pretty little girl? BAM~! Are you 12 and what is this? BAM!

And this is GREAT but it's also NOT GREAT. It's great because we can express ourselves in ways that we may be uncomfortable or unable to in real life. Because we have the veil of anonymity behind what we do we gain some confidence.

On the flip side- I blame the internet for the subculture known as "emo's". When I was young and I thought the whole world was against me and that my mother was STUPID, do you know who I had to talk to? Like 4 other people and then we grew up and moved on. Now these kids that are going through the natural "Rebellion" phase of their lives have millions of other kids to back them up making these kids BELIEVE that the whole world sucks and whatever it is emo's believe.

I mean sure it's nice that if these kids are feeling suicidal they have a net of despair and loathing to catch them before they kill themselves...

Also, Making friends is HARD if you're not in school or working. And people in Vancouver can be kind of snooty.

This was alot more depressing than I had intended...

That's better

Don't know what hump catting is? WELL NOW YOU DO

Also, Going on an adventure to find Mana potions...

Friday, October 1, 2010

Night Time Linkage

If you have a you tube account you should subscribe to these guys. They are rad.

How was everyone's day/evening? I got cinnimon buns so my night was great.


Do you own a psp? If so you probably have played Dissidia.

Tifa has been annouced for Dissidia 2.

Well I am excite!

Jobs jobs jobs

So I'm unemployed and the worst part of seeking employment is.. THE RESUME. Mostly because alot of jobs EXPECT you to lie on it, so when I'm being totally honest on it people will be like "Holy crap if this is the best lie he can come up with then he must SUUUUUUUUCK"

This is what I think a resume is.

Then there is the whole "sell yourself" aspect which I just hate, I'm more than willing to learn anything you need so you should just hire me.

"Well that's great tell me what skills you have that would be good for this job"
I have all of them. I'm just not too good at some of them. I'm a level 24 empath and I have staff of bonking augmented with ice.

... Honestly. Hire me and if you like how I do things then keep me, if you don't then we can go our separate ways. My feelings wont be hurt, I promise.. I understand that training takes time out of the company and blah blah blah... but I'm pretty sure that guy over there on the cash register is high... and he just split a 20 with two 10's and a 5.... he's also a chupacabra.

Tell me of your strange job stories! Be it during work or the strangest interview! I love reading your comments

I'm not this enthusiastic in real life it's just that it's so much eaiser to be open on the internet to complete strangers. I'm really quite shy. I should fix that.